cute as ( beth )
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5.45 am sunday morning
th wizard arrives home
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"stoned as"
**** yeah
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drove into town
and rode th wheel around
did my hot chocolate run for jared
and said hi to ellen
told her i heard she was on th telly
she dint see it
did a few laps of town
mad unicyclin
and trekked back to th car
couple of boys headed my way
askin directions down th valley
sure i got a car round th corner
give ya's a lift
did that small thing
generous boys
rolled into th valley on th unicycle and
flew around for a bit
settled with
julian
and we did a bit of th blues
then up to mika
sang a little there
and down to johnno
sang some white boys blues
and then up to rock spider
doin th rock spider
mantra
then back to johnno
where beth joined us for half an hour
then rock spider again
then umm
jay
and rebecca and
um **** man
jay;s mate
it'll come to me
funny
he was playin on his little drum with a kick pedal
and i took th other side of it
and we got on some excellent rhythms
th
i'm a ****ing cleaner song
was outta sight
then tooled out
and came home
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gotta half a pack of fags i didnt have
ppl nice to me tonight
threw four of em into johnno's kick
im havin a good night man
guy walks up like
three minutes later and throws in half a pack
i got my four back
you know
a karma thing
we smiled
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**** she was cute
stole my heart for th night
ya know beth
for two ppl who both
claimed single
and happy with it
we sure touched each other a lot
skinny as
and small
and fine features and from nimbin
been playin guitar a week
but can play
glycerine
<<< smile >>>
johnno learns fast doesnt he ?
****in talented
johnno gave me a beer
which i split with beth
looked after his kick whiel he went o th pub
grabbed th axe when she was takin calls
and
got some nice reaction
****
"and she said she wished she could play as good as you"
i'm a crap guitarist
johnno's on a classical though
with a mike
and a pig amp
and i was already singin background to everything everywhere
sang all th way ****in home
have to stop now
th boys are asleep
<<< Smile >>>
just as well
"so cute"
oh yeah
"probly never see er again"
if it runs true to form
but
was nice jenny, hey
"man"
"sometimes ya just gotta love bein an entertainer"
kisses on th cheek and
touches here and there
an arm around me
from a pretty girl
while i sing into her eyes
and johnno does some classical piece
and i'm flyin in th music
watchin a real cute girl
smile
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scared a few tonight
but
that's another sixty seconds
th unicycle was pretty fat
diary entry later bout it
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"she said u ride it then"
"wasnt happy with bunny hops"
"so ya jumped th gutter"
"peeled into th centre of th road"
"And jumped th traffc island in front of th taxi rank"
well
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i know she was painful man
when they get that cute
they dont listen to anyone
that guy was just ah come on
i wanna go
for liek twenty minutes
his lady friend could sure play
he said he wasnt drunk enough
"they get that cute ya sing ****in good"
yeah i got som nice compliments
was tellin myself in here before i went out
i got rhythm now
cruel girl
i sat down
started playin drum and singin
and she goes
"see, he's got rhythm and he can sing"
thanks sweetie
hope u dont have a sore bum after that fall
bad unicycle
had a few on er tonight
"he got some nice beats"
<<< smile >>>
yeah what does she know
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ah michael
ya woulda gone lovesick
**** man
just lightly stoned and
playin groupie
at two am on th corner opposite th beat
i got a big smile
****in cute
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"i was clockin faces while she was sittin with us"
dont spoil it
"i love watchin girls"
"Cant help it"
had lots of fun
hope u did too
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land surfer dude
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p.s.
th lady in th seven eleven
goin where i'm goin
yeah i've heard that one
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i had to do some belated full moon riding on th wheel
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"some really funny girls tonight"
and boys
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"sala lamatina"
"ding dang dong"
"and you go to "
"i dont know th ****in words"
i made it fit
we got some good acapella out of it
and a drivin rhythm
"i'm a ****ing cleaner"
yeah alright
"he's a ****n cleaner"
"does it really matter"
this guy was a manager
we worked it in
not hard
"my money's as good as yours"
<<< smile >>>
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made it thru another night unscathed
still single
some nights though
it's ****in hard
gunna see that face in my dreams
did i really buzz th double decker bus ?
"oh yeah"
hmm
thank you beth
"i havent looked that good in a long time"
"upset this gay guy though"
"was goin on pretty girls"
"And he was"
"not my scene, you;ve lost me"
"but funny you know"
"still threw in"
man
ya know how cute she is
by th looks from th chicks walkin by
"i had a great time, cheers..."
