I want to tell you bout catching fish. It’s good to know about catching
fish. If you know bout catch a fish you’ can eat fish for dinner. You can
eat fish for breakfast to it don’t matter. You can eat fish for lunch if
you
want. It’s up to you, cousin. Eat fish monday, tuesday, every day of the
week, It don’t matter except you going to be sick of fish right quick. So
you want to catch a fish? First get your self a stick. It don’t matter
none
if its of this tree or that tree or another tree. The stick should be
kinda
bendy, stretchy, but not smack you in the face kinda bendy if you know
what
I mean. Now you got your stick you need a line. I don’t mean the kinda
line
you hand a woman in a bar when you ain’t feeling much like fi****ng I mean
the line that comes on a real. So get out of the bar and find your self a
fi****ng shop. Wait, Not a fish and chip shop. No they don’t sell. You
want
a shop that sells fish catching stuff sort of if you know what I’m saying.
Now while your in the shop that sells the line ask about a hook. You need
a
hook. It’s the doodah that goes in the fish mouth and then sticks in the
mouth of the fish so he cant get it off because hes got the hook right
thru
his lips. Ooh. I never thought of that poor fish like that. That’s cruel
that is. What you want catch a fish for anyways? **** off don’t bother me
with your problems.
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